The French liberal professions have reacted with fury to a set of proposed reforms which would allow private capital to invest in diagnostic labs and pharmacies. Other proposals would end restricted intake, which restricts access to training for dentists and might give a wider role to non-dentists such as hygienists and technicians. The report, compiled in March 2013 by the Inspection Générale des Finances, was only published in September 2014. But does it have a hope in Hell of becoming law?